My Boss

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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough;

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy;

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative;

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating;

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot,
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human;

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around,
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business;

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick,
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill;

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked;

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

虽然没有碰到过这样的boss,但是这段话还是让人看得好开怀,改编改编,也可以吐槽很多人很多事嘛!

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